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4 June 2011 @ 9:20am
  • Niles: I know I don't have your total support in this, but... how shall I put this --
  • Frasier: You don't care?
  • Niles: If you could work the phrase "rat's ass" into there, you'd have it.
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4 June 2011 @ 9:20am

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Daphne: Dr. Crane, can I ask a favour? What are you doing for the next 10 nights because m-

Niles: *interrupts immediately* Yes… excuse me, finish the question.

Episode 6.10 - Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz

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3 June 2011 @ 9:06pm
3 June 2011 @ 8:38pm

It’s always so obvious when a man likes a woman.

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Daphne: Hey Dr. Crane, are you here with your brother?

Niles: Ah no actually, he’s on a blind date!

Daphne: Oooh, ooh he is, isn’t he? *moves around to share the bench seat with Niles, watching Frasier* Oh look at him. I think he really fancies her. You know it’s always so obvious when a man likes a woman. You can just tell by his awkward body language, shifting in his chair…

*Niles is looking very awkward, shifting in his chair, then fidgets with what to do with his hands*

Daphne: He doesn’t know quite what to do with his hands, he’s as nervous as a hen.  *still watching Frasier* Oh, for god sake STOP FIDGETING!

*Niles stops fidgeting*

Episode 6.10 - Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz

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3 June 2011 @ 2:44pm


Roz: Hi, can I join you guys?
Niles: Oh.
Daphne: I think someone is coming on to us.
Niles: Someone just can’t leave us alone. [They giggle.]
Roz: Okay, you guys have been doing this for over two weeks. Lay off.
Niles: I thought “laying off” was exactly what you didn’t want us to do!
Daphne: [cracking up] That’s a good one.
Roz: It doesn’t even make sense. Listen, I don’t want to have a threesome with you. I never wanted to have a threesome with you, and I will not have a threesome with you! So quit bringing it up! [She leaves in a huff.]
Daphne: I think we went a little too far.
Niles: Not as far as she wanted to go. [They again begin to laugh hysterically. A bearded man in a leather jacket approaches them.]
Man: Excuse me.
Niles: Yes.
Man: I’m sorry, I couldn’t help overhearing, and as a fellow non-traditional sex enthusiast, our day will come. Here’s my card.
Niles: [taking the card between two fingers, as if it were toxic]Thank you.
Man: [as he exits] Oh, and by the way, a bunch of us get together over at the SeaTac Hyatt second Saturday of every month. And if you want to just tape your wife with another dude, that’s cool.

Frasier 10.3 - Proxy Prexy

3 June 2011 @ 2:42pm

Niles: Oh, hi Roz!
Roz: Hi!
Daphne: Poor thing had a bad date.
Niles: Oh, I’m sorry. Well, now that Daphne’s helping you to relax, do you want to join us in a little mélange? [Roz suddenly stiffens and has a very troubled, shocked look on her face. Daphne continues to massage her shoulders, and there is a pause.]
Roz: [weakly] What?
Daphne:You’ll love it.  Niles is amazing.
Roz: Wait, what are you saying?
Daphne: Unless you have other plans.
Roz: Well, I guess not, but…
Niles: [handing her the fruit salad] Than here you go.
Roz: [relieved] Oh. Fruit salad. Oh my God, I thought you said ménage! (they all laugh)
Niles: Well, the fruits do mix a little promiscuously.
Roz: I was thinking, “Oh my God, what are they saying?”
Niles: Rest assured, we would have offered you something more than fruit salad to get you in the mood. [They continue to laugh.]
Daphne: You know what? She didn’t say no.
Niles: You’re right, she didn’t.
Roz: It was only because it was so weird, I didn’t know what to say.
Daphne: Is that why?
Niles: I think someone has a little crush on us.
Roz: You wish.
Daphne: We know what you wish. [Niles laughs.]
Roz: Okay, Okay. Let’s talk about something else. What are you guys going to do this weekend?
Niles: You, if you get your way. (Roz becomes visibly irritated.]
Daphne: So, if we had have asked you, you would have said no?
Roz: Of course I would have.
Niles: I see, and what’s wrong with us?
Daphne: Do you find us unattractive?
Niles: Well, what if we wore masks?
Daphne: Oh, they’d have to be Nixon and Frankenstein.That’s all we’ve got.
Roz: All right, you guys! Stop it! I’m sorry I didn’t understand your little code word for fruit salad.

Frasier 10.3 - Proxy Prexy

3 June 2011 @ 2:26pm

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Niles: *mid sentence* Oh! Oh- pain’s back.

Martin: Oh not to worry! *gesturing to Daphne* She’s got more liniment.

Niles: *quickly* Pain’s gone!

Daphne: Oh come on now, don’t be brave. Let’s go in to the loo and I’ll give you a second coat. *grabs Niles’ hand who struggles back in to the bathroom*

Episode 4.10 - Liar, Liar

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3 June 2011 @ 8:21am

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Daphne: Alright, pull out your shirttails and lay face down on the sofa. I can guarantee you within a minute you’ll be feeling much better.
Niles: *lays down on the sofa* O-oooh.
Daphne: I haven’t even touched you yet.
Niles: I started without you.
Martin: Hey wait a minute, you’re not going to use that stuff on him are you?  She used it on me one time and it burned like hell.
Daphne:  *rubbing the cream into Niles’ back* Oh hush up old man it helped you didn’t it?
Martin: It nearly killed me!
Daphne: Oh listen to the big tough policeman. You don’t hear your son complaining, do we Dr. Crane?
Niles: Not a bit. *in bliss* Frost me like a cake!
Martin: Well just wait a minute, it goes on cool but then it turns into a blowtorch.
Daphne: Well I guess now we know who the real man in the family is don’t we.
Niles: I should say we do-oooh. *face changes in to one of surprise*
Daphne: Is it starting to warm up?
Niles: Ah, yeah… but it’s- it’s a refreshing heat like those towels they give you on the airplane. Woooooh..
Daphne: I’m not hurting you am I?
Niles: No, no, I’m just a little ticklish back there. *maniacal laugh before he bites down on the pillow*
Martin: *smirking* Well, I guess you are the tough one.
Daphne: There you go.
Martin: Oh no wait a minute Daphne you missed a big spot right there.
Niles: *hurriedly jumps up* No, that’s okay!! Because, it’s all done and - Thank you Daphne! Oh, A few minutes ago I was bent over in pain, but now, look at me I’M RUNNING!!! *races to the freezer, first dropping some frozen peas down his shirt, then grabbing a tub of ice-cream and rolling his back against it.*

Episode 4.10 - Liar, Liar

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2 June 2011 @ 8:16pm