Daphne: I found this in the upstairs guest room, I hope it’s alright.
Niles: I-I thought you were going to put on some of Maris’s clothes.You know, something bulky from her wool collection.
Daphne: Well yeah, I was, but she’s quite a bit smaller than me.This is all I could find that fit. Should I go look for something else?
Niles: No - yes - no…  oh, you know er… No, the important thing is that it’s big enough, [strokes his hands down her arms] and warm enough, [strokes it again] and silky enough, [strokes it a third time] and…  I have to make a phone call!

Frasier 1.17 - A Midwinter Nights Dream

velvet747:

Roz: Well, I’m here. Congratulations and all that BS, where’s the bar?
Niles: Roz, what are you doing here?
Mel: I invited her. Your side of the guest list looked a little sparse.
Roz: Well, forgive me if I’m not in the spirit of this - wink, wink “happy occasion,” but I’m in a very crappy mood.
Niles: Are you limping?
Roz: Yeah. I twisted my ankle on the stairs. You know how that happened? I couldn’t find the shoes that went with this dress,so I had to wear these stupid three inch spikes. And the “check engine” light on my dash keeps coming on.
Niles: What does that have to do with your ankle?
Roz: Nothing, it just really ticks me off! The bar, the bar! [Niles and Mel both point.] Thank you!

Frasier 8.02 - And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon Part 2

Niles: Daphne, you’re not paying attention.
Daphne: Yes, I am. Why don’t we just cancel the lesson and spend the day together?
Niles: No, no. What kind of teacher would I be if I did that?
Daphne: Oh, that’s right… You’re the teacher… And I’m the naughty student who wouldn’t do her homework.

Frasier 9.7 - Bla-Z-Boy

Daphne: Now you listen to me, Mum! In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve got dreams too! I even moved halfway across the world to make a life for myself! Do you admire that? No, you don’t even acknowledge it! Oh, and by the way, I’m no virgin! Haven’t been for years! You remember that boy with the lazy eye you hated so much? Yeah, he was my first! Did it right in the parlor where you take your tea! Then there was the German who fixed Dad’s car! Oh yeah, and that Irish chap I fancied, who was twice my age and had his own van and a band! Then I came to America, shall I go on?! I am a grown woman who’s made her own life and her own decisions! Now, I plan to shack up with Niles here, and damned if we aren’t going to do it every night of the week!

Frasier 9.13 - Mother Load Part 2

velvet747:

Daphne: I was wondering… if you might be free for a date?
Niles: Oh, my God, yes!

Frasier 7.24 - Something Borrowed, Someone Blue Part 2

I’m not happy with this Gif but I got so sick of trying to make it look the way I wanted that fuck it I’m just going to post it as it is! … And because it was a request and I was told to post it… :D