31 May 2011 @ 8:45am
30 May 2011 @ 7:45am
Is that… forbidden?
Daphne: What kind of a randy custom is that? First date, second date, whoops! Let’s all pitch your knickers!
*doorbell rings and Daphne walks over to answer the door*
Daphne: The third date might mean that to you Americans, but it takes more than 3 dinners to get bangers and mash with Daphne Moon.
*long pause as Niles is gobsmacked by Daphne*
Daphne: Hello Dr. Crane
Niles: *finally enters* Hello Daphne… you look even lovelier than usual this evening.
Daphne: Thank you
Niles: *catches the scene of perfume and turns around for a lingering second whiff* Is that… forbidden?
Frasier: In every sense of the word!
Episode 2.05 - Duke’s, We Hardly Knew Ye
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29 May 2011 @ 10:19pm
Daphne: *parades down the stairs* Well?
*Martin wolf whistles*
Frasier: *appreciative chuckle* Well, Daphne! Very nice!
Daphne: Thank you.
Frasier: Mmm, thank you.
Daphne: *glances from Frasier to Martin* I’d be more flattered if I didn’t know how hard up you both are.
*Frasier and Martin share a look*
*Daphne smirks*
Episode 2.05 - Duke’s, We Hardly Knew Ye
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21 May 2011 @ 9:19am
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20 May 2011 @ 9:02pm
Frasier: Oh, Daphne, listen, call me Frasier. I don’t want people to know that you work for me, all right? If they ask, we’ve been dating for six months.
Daphne: Alright, Frasier. Anything else, Frasier? Now, are we in love, or is this just a physical thing, Frasier?
Frasier: Oh, now just stop that! (sees Niles) Oh, Niles, Niles! How goes the chase?
Niles: Brilliantly! [he sees Daphne; breathlessly] Daphne!
Daphne: Evening, Dr. Crane.
Niles: What are you doing here?
Daphne: Oh, Frasier takes me everywhere, don’t you, sweetheart? I think I’ll go sample some of the hors d’oeuvres. Back in a minute, darling.
Niles: “Sweetheart?” ”Darling?”
Frasier: Listen, my date cancelled, Daphne’s filling in, all right? You can’t honestly think that I would end up going out with Daphne?
Niles: Well, you are a man. She is a goddess… whose bedroom is, after all, only forty-one steps from your own.
6 May 2011 @ 10:00pm
Frasier: Oh dear.
Niles: What?
Frasier: Eddie.
Daphne: That dingo’s got your baby.
Niles: Oh! God!Episode 2.04 - Flour Child
6 May 2011 @ 8:49pm
*Frasier greets Niles, who enters wearing his flour-baby in a baby sling*
*Martin frowns*
*Daphne smirks*
Martin: What are you doing with that thing?
Niles: I’m forging a parent/child bond that will last forever.
Martin: Well that’s a relief, I was afraid it might be something stupid.
Niles: If it makes you feel any better I don’t wear this in public. I just wanted to get the complete picture of parenthood.
Frasier: And?
Niles: It’s driving me batty! *sits on the couch and slams the flour-baby’s head on the coffee table by accident* Oh, the feedings - every two hours. Constant monitoring where he is. I can see how parents can be obsessed with worry. Last night, I actually had a dream my flour sack was abducted and the kidnappers started sending me muffins in the mail!Episode 2.04 - Flour Child
